So repent my sins? Am I fuck.
My religion just does not allow such shit to happen. So, I guess I'm stuck here. Oh well, I like it here so who can complain.

There is no idiots to bother me here either, and I have this place all to myself. I can pray without those bastards interrupting me like normal! Finally.

Say, Konan! Where can I get something to eat around here? Man, I'm hungry!

Kakuzu, if this is your fucking idea of a joke you are seriously asking for it. Man, this is not funny, this place looks like shit. How dare you just leave me here! May your fucking ass rot in hell! You're a freaking idiot Kakuzu!

Jeez, Leader's going to have a fit if I'm late again. Idiot, not my fault I have better things to do than sit and listen to his constant shit. I have a god too pray to and not to mention all the fun I have with my victims, torturing takes time, ya' know!

Not to mention this place stinks! What the fuck do they have here? Fifty decaying bodies? Sheesh!

Honestly, whoever put me here is a dead man! I am not sitting through another lecture on how I should be more punctual! As much as I love them, it's not fun listening to the same one repeatedly.